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Iggy Stardust was born in the heart of a supernova (which may or may not have been made of champagne). She is not named Stardust but Iggy's fair enough. She does not have any delusions about being David Bowie, nor does she particularly want to be. She frequently forgets to check her cellphone's voicemail. She listens to her music too loud and smokes just to harm herself. She's probably an alcoholic. She is endearing despite her many, many faults, and stands frequently (before her) amazed at how many friends she has. She will always prefer Carl to Pete. She is sometimes known as a Bilo and has a personal Biggles, and is also, at times, Caitie-lyn, Pooki, Igpy, Cait, Kitty, Caitie-bear, Kit, and was once an Angel. She has never done that, intravenously. She believes all men who desire to have anal sex should receive it beforehand. She burns candles and incense constantly. She means to go to the gym more than she does. She is a coward, a waif, a goddess, and a force of nature. She swears she has a master plan, she just isn't allowed to talk about it yet.

She probably won't be famous one day, but you can pretend she will, if it makes you feel better.

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